Just like prostitutes.

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ……..

Traducere:

1. Lucram in schimburi (de noapte) ciudate…
Tipic prostituatelor.

2. Esti platit sa faci clientul bucuros…
Tipic prostituatelor.

3. Clientul plateste mult, dar angajatorul tau pastreaza aproape fiecare banut…
Tipic prostituatelor.

4. Esti rasplatit daca satisfaci visele clientilor…
Tipic prostituatelor.

5. Dupa ce grupul tau de prieteni se destrama, tu ajungi sa iti petreci timpul liber cu oamenii ce au aceeasi profesie ca tine…
Tipic prostituatelor.

6. Cand trebuie sa intalnesti clientul, intodeauna trebuie sa fi foarte ingrijit…
Tipic prostituatelor.

7. Cand ajungi acasa, ti se pare ca te intorci din iad…
Tipic prostituatelor.

8. Clientul intodeauna vrea sa plateasca mai putin, dar asteapta chestii incredibile de la tine…
Tipic prostituatelor.

9. Cand esti intrebat despre locul tau de munca, intodeauna intampini dificultati in a explica…
Tipic prostituatelor.

10. In fiecare dimineata cand te trezesti, iti spui in gand “Nu imi voi petrece tot restul vietii facand treaba asta.”
Tipic prostituatelor……..